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Rev
Richard McCathie shall be opening the bazaar and as per
usual will be giving a lecture on a pertinent aspect of
modern life.
This year, Rev. Dick will be
giving a talk on 'Living with celibacy' - The benefits
of physical abstinence and coping strategies. As you all
know, Dick is a living example of going 'without' for
fifteen years now and he wants to share his secret with
us.
Straight after his lecture,
the Rev will be off to Peter Prices' Home Brew Barrow
for a pint of 9% "Ole' Namel Strippa" and to start the
"Serious Drinking" he is famous for
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The
Rev has asked that all proceedings from the gate money
go to his favourite charity "AlcoCrutch", a charity that
seeks to help those unfortunates who have sought to fill
an emotional gap with alcohol... a charity he claims to
have a close affinity with.
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All Proceeds to go to
those in need this Christmas.
Major(Retd)
John Proudfoot-Webb, shall be giving another of
his mind over matter demonstrations in exchange
for sponsorship. This year he shall be
attempting to top last years attempt at the
world "Cannonball Keepy-Uppy" record by
performing an act of self mutilation.
Using the implement
pictured, he shall prove that the mind has
ultimate control over the body. He will sever
every digit on his left hand and then attempt to
reattach them using only a tightly fitting
childs woolen glove. The Major is asking people
to consider a donation of £1 per finger severed
and another £1.50 for each successfully attached
to his hand one week later.
All Proceeds shall
go to the Royal Yardsen Hospital - Specialists
in reconstructive ankle surgery.
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