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Voice of Reason
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Attractive cuddly male 39
seeks bi-tactile feisty woman 30 - 55 who adores
knitting, for cuddles and late night shopping
experiences. Call 0897 2340011
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He 39, she 42 adventurous
and uninhibited, seek like minded couple for
adult games, ideally Cluedo but would accept
Monopoly. Call 01234 67843
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British Gentlemen with
Canadian Leanings, Seeks Chihuahua who will
answer to the name of 'My Boy' for romantic
evenings and perhaps further developments.
Wormed non-smoker preferred.
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| Couple 40's
he, clean, hung like a stallion , she 45
poor teeth and hygiene problems seek like minded
couple for fun and carpentry adventure. Valleys
location but will travel at least 25 miles -
Call 0234 4775743
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Devoted
Stalker, 30'ish seeks Princess Di/ Suzanne Dando
Lookalike for close attention. Sophie Rhys-Jones
Need not apply (restraining order in place).
Photo guarantees reply. |
Shy Twenty Something male
virgin (still at home), seeks a caring
relationship that may develop into something
more intimate over time. Non-smoker, GSH and
above all patient individual essential. (Shared
interest in the occult and necrophilia a bonus).
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Brainless
idiot, lives life on the edge. Hobbies
include train spotting and hanging round bleak
airfields. Bizarre obsession with satellite TV
adverts for loans, re-financing, personal injury
claims and investment plans for the over 50's.
Seeks woman for like minded fun. |
| Older
Man, obsessed with world domination seeks
weak minded fools to follow him on a quest to
rid the world of his Nemesis Mr.Bond. Facial
scarring or some form of physical anomaly
preferred.
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| Nubile
Swede taunts you with vague promises
and sexual innuendo reminiscent of those
1960's B&W British comedy films. Only those
with memory for crap B films need ring
0898 45632131 |
Tescos
last Tuesday - You blonde, slim
attractive 30 ish - skimpy clothes huge tits, me
57 greasy hair, aroma of stale urine, tobacco
and unwashed clothes. Call Steve on 0879 567443
for friendship or more ! |
Do you
fantasise whilst overtaking horsy
types on the B374 at the weekend ? Images
of sweaty flanks and tight jodhpurs still haunt
you during the board meeting ? Smell of
hay and damp towels for brisk rub
downs clouding your executive judgment ?
If this is you. Ring 0898 1434124 for
confidential relief - discretion assured (Pony
club approved) |
| You strawberry
blonde, Mercedes C class, 2 kids, wearing
Gucci's. Me unshaven, rust bucket D reg
Cavalier, wearing George at Asda and slag in
tow. Love to meet for serious relationship and
occasional car boot sales. Jeff 0987 1234342 |
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