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 Charming
senior citizen Gary Parmenter...
has received staunch support from his lovely wife Mrs.P(25).
Readers
of The Bunce may be aware that Uncle Parm has fallen
foul of the Royal Society for the Prevention Of Cruelty
To Gold Fish for storing a few dozen measly goldfish in
a Robinsons Jam Jar.
At a time when he should
be in his dotage at the 'Golden Days' retirement
fortress, poor old Uncle Parm is a virtual prisoner due
to over three protestors keeping up a round the clock
(until countdown starts anyway) banner waving
demonstration. With shouts of 'Would you like us to give
you a bigger bowl?' and 'Can we put some in our 18 feet
long pond' they are making his life a living hell.
In an attempt to ease the
stress on her frail husband, Mrs.P has started a 'Free
the Golden Days One' campaign. 'I have phoned our MP and
got a petition over at the Dog and Sparrow by the pool
table' she told us. In the interests of research we
invited Mrs.P to show us the petition at the Dog and
Sparrow.
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Bunce Says -
Behind Every Great Man is A Great Woman
(because he's a little unsteady on his pins
these days)
Once inside the Pub, we didn't
waste a moment and immediately got a round in.
Mrs.P had a glass of dry white and a packet of
dry roasted, the Bunce team had a pint of Stella
and walkers Cheese and Onion and Uncle Parm had
a half of mild and a pickled egg. We had been in
the pub for just over five minutes when the egg
and mild had done the trick and Uncle Parm
started breaking wind with increasing ferocity.
At this point Mrs.P suggested that it may be in
everyones best interest if we got uncle Parm
back indoors and gave him a glass of milk of
magnesia and a can of airwick......
If you would like to join the
'Free Uncle Parm' campaign, email us at
freeUnclePee@thebunce.co.uk
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