Portable Gents
Urinal......
Gentlemen - Don't Allow
Your incontinence To restrict
You - never piss your pants
again.
New meaning brought to the
phrase "lets get bladdered"
Peace Of Mind And
Confidence Restored!
Laundry bills slashed!
That stale, nose wrenching
smell banished forever!
Be a whizz at drinking
competitions, be the envy of
your drinking buddies. No more
embarrassing patches, wear those
light coloured trousers again !
This Adjustable Urinal
provides the answer. The
rubber tube and drainage bag
discreetly attach to the leg
with button straps . This
seasons must have accessory
£39.95 - A Snip from our
good friends at :
http://www.idealshoppingdirect.co.uk
Warning
- Explaining the growing bulge
in your trousers to young ladies
may prove embarrassing
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 Tasteful
Ear Mufflers
As worn by George W Bush and Vice President
Blair. These cosy 'low profile' mufflers shut
out all extraneous noise.
Block out noisy children, neighbours, UN
Security Councils, French Presidents, Weapons inspectors
and International communities.
A snip at £10.99.
Buy one for a coalition leader
that you know .......
That
1942 'Gestapo look, everyone is doing it
........ Yes take yourself
back to those 1942, macho looks, rubber truncheons and
electric leads attached to the testicles. Our good buddies
at www.Skymall.com
have got the look taped.
 Women
will swoon, ethnic minorities will cower in fear, small
nations will fear you (especially those that are Axis's of
evil)..... An absolute bargain at £473 for the
matching family 'Gestapo Ensemble'. Also
available, Stazi wet look overcoats. Buy the two
matching items and recieve our complementary surveillance
gear and replica electrode and saline solution kit.
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Fireside Boots
