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Fungi

An Apology

Bunce would like to apologise for a slight error in last weeks edition of our helpful article ' fungi to eat and enjoy'.

In the part of the article concerning the Amanita phalloides, or Death Cap we should have said ' this fungi should not be eaten under any circumstances as it will lead to a particularly painful death' instead of ' a tasty fungi to be enjoyed both raw and cooked'.

Our particular apologies go out to the family of Mr and Mrs Parminter of Newark.

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