| If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Monday
The Wheel
will squeak on your office chair unless you
don't have an office job then the problem may be
that you have a bladder infection, I think.. ooh
it's tricky. |
If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Tuesday
A bad day
for rubbing WD40 into open cuts (especially near
your unmentionables dear). |
If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Wednesday
It would
be a good idea to cash your pension before going
shopping. If you're not retired don't go
shopping during the day.... hmm I think that's
what I'm getting? |
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If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Thursday
Life can
pass you by if you're not careful. |
If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Friday
A cloud
could threaten a lovely picnic, if you
have just come into money, good for you.
Was it playing bingo or plying your trade under
the railway arches ? |
If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Saturday
It will be
flipping busy in the High Street (as usual!) I
see the symbols B and Q and flimsy yet lethal
flat pack furniture on the horizon. |
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If
Your Birthday has fallen on a Sunday
Don't
leave your dog unattended, he may whoopsie
everywhere... I think that's what I'm picking up
anyway... I see visions of buckets of warm
water, scrubbing brushes and repressed retching
in the front room. |
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My
Stars! Your Future's Clear!
