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A Lovely Big Explosion...Just
how George likes them.
Fed up being
seen as 'Bleeding Heart Liberals', the creative executives at
C4 have decided to push the boundaries of fascist creativity
by making a film the Republican party would be proud of.
In 'Bush's
Big Bangs', a gigantic George W.Bush (complete with 10 Gallon
hat) is seen striding throughout Baghdad hurling huge bombs
and fireballs at anything that takes his fancy. His genocidal
acts are accompanied by a soundtrack provided by Justin
Timberlake and Britney Spears (soundtrack available on
MERCENARY Records now!)
Every time a building is levelled
or area of greenery burnt to ash, a soundtrack of whooping and
cheering imbeciles can be heard that blots out the screaming
children.
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Reader Offer - Free 10 Gallon Hat to first ten callers!
To promote this wonderful big
screen treat, the Bunce is offering the first ten readers who
call in and say 'I have not one ounce of decency left in me'
the opportunity to look like George by becoming the proud
owner of a 10 Gallon hat.
So call in NOW! ... alternately
hang on to your last shred of decency and shun anything to do
with Texan oil tycoons....
COMING SOON - Bush Brings 'em Back, the stunning cartoon
feature where the US president brings back all captured and
injured US forces (even those that don't want to come back)
because the US can, even though it would seem impossoble to
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