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 A
solemn Arch Bishop 'Steve Williams' relaxes after his
security scare by taking a couple of snaps.
For centuries it
has seemed that the church bestowed a special kind of
Karma upon its servants. Except for getting caught with
dozens of illegitimate Children and helping paedophiles
to stay out of prison, Bishops have enjoyed relatively
scandal free lives.
That was until last week when the Arch
Bishop Of Bush Lane and Mansell Street was the victim of
a vindictive hacker.
The Arch Bishop had set up his own
wireless network at home so that all visitors with an
802.11b compliant devices could surf web hosted
scriptures via his lightening quick broadband
connection.
Everything was going smoothly until last
week when we shall ask Steve to take up the story, "I
had plugged my wireless hub into my PC like the
instructions told me; set up a network identifier, which
was : 'thebigmanupstairs'
and sat back and let everyone
within 200 yards surf the net in grand style.
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Bunce Says - Firewall and Brimstone for the
Non-Believers!
I had been out preaching on
Wednesday when I returned and could not log
on... it was most perplexing!
Being a simple soul I had not
heard of 'firewalls' or 'Wep keys' and did not
realise that I had left my network as open as a
whores draws. A malignant rascal had changed my
network name to 'FuqMonsta' and had enabled a
Wep key which I now understand to be a password
that limits who may use my network. I have now
purchased a firewall device and established my
own WEP key. I pray that this will stop this
from happening again."
We asked the Arch Bishop for his
final thoughts for the day. He responded "Well,
it has been a real eye opener as to what some
people will do to the innocent and naive.. I
have always felt that I had a gift for reaching
out to people and connecting with them but on
this occasion I have got it wrong.... and to
make it worse, I think it was someone I knew,
because they changed the Network identifier to
my Boys Brigade NickName!"
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