| Dear
WG
I have been a heroin
addict for eight years and due to the dirt on the
syringes I have been using am in danger of losing my arm
from gangrene. What on earth can I do, I'm only 29 and
feel like my life is finished.
A Quick Stir Of The
Tea-Leaves and WG Knocks us for six!
At 29 you can only
reasonably expect to live for another 14 years so don't
be too depressed! I am loath to stop you using Heroin
all together as the benefits of using Opiates are well
documented; enhanced states of relaxation, ability to
withstand the brisk atmosphere of dipping into the North
Sea, Increased Attractiveness to women etc. So may I
suggest you move onto using a pipe of some description
and perhaps apply a cold nettle-compress to the arm.
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The
Good Doctor pulling out all the stops to rescue a messy
'Breach-birth' in 1910.
W.G. Driving onto Action to Save a
Gentlemen whose piles have recently abscessed.
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Dear
WG
I have been suffering
from Bronchitis on and off for about ten years. I am a
46 year old man and smoke 80 Embassy cigarettes a day
but consider myself healthy in all other respects. (I
play football and cricket regularly). Antibiotics only
seem to bring me relief for two to three months and then
the bronchitis returns. It is causing me to miss work
and ruins my sporting hobbies.
Via The Crystal
Ball, The Doctor Spaketh Thus:
There is still no
known cure for bacterial infections such as that which
cause Bronchitis, Tonsillitis and Horn-rot (discovered
by sailors recently in the far East.). But it sounds
like you are doing all the right things, the 80
cigarettes should help to fumigate your rotten lungs and
also make you more attractive to women. Realistically,
you can only sit and wait for the slow onset of a
painful demise but as a desperate measure you could try
finding 3 hours a day in which to smoke a pipe on top of
your cigarette intake. If nothing else it will allow you
to enjoy the burning sensation associated with Rough
Bavarian Shag
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With
Dr.W.G.Grace, we'll Have You 'Buncing' Back To Health.
