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Bromley or Bombay?
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Bromley,
Kent. The 'Bunce Boot In' team have discovered a
sinister underbelly of child labour that appears to
operate unchallenged under our very noses.
It first came
to light when a miniature person was spotted collecting
money from pensioners on a Saturday morning two weeks
ago. We managed to corner the miniature person who on
further investigation (when we ran after and derailed
him) cried and admitted to being 13 years of age, ergo,
HE WAS a child. He claimed to be performing an act known
as 'Paper Delivering' which we imagine is a form of
specialist Protection racket. We traced the trail of
poison back to 'Richards The Family Newsagents'...
FAMILY, it makes you
 bloody sick! This so called family
business had an entire gang of children working for it
(some of whom we imagined to be younger than the 13
years of the slave we found). We have compiled a dossier
on this sweat shop that we have handed to the police and
MI5 but so far nothing has happened.... we don't wish to
spread conspiracy theories but has the governments
inaction got anything to do with the fact that Mr.Richards who runs this racket is also a local
councillor... You 'Dear Reader' must decide.....
Someone younger than we imagine to be the
subject of this investigation.
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