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Few people can be
more hacked off than the citizens of London at the
moment.
With power cuts,
government enquiries, illegal staff trafficking between
large multi-nationals and the supernatural effects of
Mars' close proximity stirring everything up, millions
of Londoners are left asking 'How can there be so much
controversy in the world, yet Amit Basu comes out of it
all looking blameless?'.
It's a question playing
on so many minds you can almost hear the gently hum of 'Basuage'
coming out of peoples heads in crowded places.
The wee man himself is
keeping mum about everything and walking off grinning
when questioned about the problems of the world!
Experts have speculated
that he may be a restless spirit from another world.
'He visits us to change the cosmic balance of time and
space' explained Langdod (as he was being helped onto a
stretcher after falling from a 30' ladder whilst painting
his guttering. 'I am Langdod EMPEROR of the AMAZONIANS'
he continued before sobbing gently. A spokesman for
Cricklewood ambulance service said 'Mr.Langdod fell onto
his head and avoided damage to any of his major organs
so we are hopeful of a speedy recovery'. |
Bunce Says - Hot Sex With Amazonian Woman!
An artists impression of how Ammo may
look if the spooky Mars effect were to transfer him to
the planet of the Amazon Women!
Most reports
linking Amit to unnatural practises and
happenings did start shortly after Langdods
violent blow but it fills some space if we run
it as a story!
It has become
apparent to this reporter that Amit Basu has at
no time been in space or even visited any
Amazonian villages in south America but once
again we still can't believe
how tall the woman in this picture is and wanted
to include it again!
If you have a
story as pointless as this to tell please mail
it straight to the bunce and we'll stick it in
the vacuous space left by the latest in a long
line of failed pre-frontal labotomies.
Article By B.Ored@work.net
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