Next Week In Bunce Top Motor

The new Golf.  Bunce Top Motor asks if this will really appeal to mass middle market Britain. Or have those German chappies got it horribly wrong this time ? 

The Skoda Fabia - come on VW we know these are really made from old shoe boxes and tin foil. We search for the truth.

18.30 BBC2 Tuesday Top Gear

In this program just like all the rest Quentin Wilson will be yabbering on about the finer points of obscenely expensive cars that ordinary Joes never ever get to drive.

Also featured some git with a weird Irish,  Scottish or just plain pretentious accent will be pulling a car to bits on the basis of the plasticity of the dash and trim. He will also be poking fun at the woefully inadequate  headroom which is a bit rich for a bloke who is  6' 2" tall.

And later some blond bint will be throwing a fast car round some old airfield in the Home Counties. There will be pointless hand brake turns, excessive burning rubber, barely audible voice overs and dodgy camera angles. Viewers are invited to comprehend what any of this has to do with their daily commute to Harpenden.

Also in the program - The Fiat Multipla - Top Gear asks the question that no one else dares to ask 

WHY ?

August 12th - The Southend chapter of the Reliant owners club will be visiting Skegness. Family fun as they burn up the town - mayhem and madness assured.

September 22nd - Not to be missed, the Carlisle and Grange Over Sands Capri owners club are holding their annual rally. This year its Sunny Doncaster - where you can look forward to such events as timed blindfold wheel changing competitions, parcel shelf comparisons and chrome hub cap one upmanship.

(The wheel changing bit is actually true- which makes the article all the more ironic and sad ) !!!!