Jenster Net – Press Release - Wednesday, 17 October 2001

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	Ever mindful of the need to value add in its bid to conquer the market, JensterNet has invested in its own state of the art production facilities and plans to offer its own content over its networks.

Of course no network would be complete without compression technology to squeeze the most from your bandwidth. JensterNet is using cutting edge technology (picture top right) to compress the video data. Once compressed it is fed into the hopper (picture bottom right) and then pumped into the network. A JensterNet boffin describes it as being hugely efficient and with a little more development will facilitate 17 and a half minute 'talkies' over the network.


	JensterNet dial aggregation moves on a pace with the purchase of the Novotel GTX120, with a non redundant walnut backplane. Supports feature rich services like dial and............ ummm dial. Chief engineer Ernie Bagshot pictured above twiddles his knob and nubbles the cats whisker as JensterNet prepares to launch

	A proud JensterNet team surrounds the set top Hollerith magneto recording device. Amazingly this compact device can record up to 10 minutes of monochrome action onto two miles of 1.75 inch wire. The Hollerith is the cornerstone of the JensterNet 'video when we say you can damn well have it' offering.
In a rare behind the scenes photo JensterNet technicians carefully open imported canisters of data packets. Such supplies are needed to prepare for any sudden upsurge in demand. These have been imported from Pakistan where there is an abundant supply in the deep data mines of the Nihurkhastan region, hence the term 'data mining'.
	JensterNet has moved quickly to refute industry accusations that its' home 802.11 wireless base-stations were ' somewhat large'. A spokesman has stated that ' just because large sections of urban conurbations fall into darkness when you plug it in, should be no reason to doubt the technology' JensterNet are working with the vendor to fit the equipment into slightly less space than the average three bed semi.