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Three of those pictured above still have a career - one does not. Can you figure out
which ! Hint three of them have not been in road rage incidents.

When Reginald invited his mates on a luxury cruise on his 'yacht', they become
prematurely excited. Afterwards they all felt that the fancy dress had been particularly
excessive.

Nigel Cholmonldley Smithe inspects his collection of miniature ornaments
fashioned entirely from desiccated cat turds.
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Some cheery looking souls who obviously had their brains at
the washerama when they accepted roles in the 'all new Crossroads'

One of our infamous Bunce file photos - who can forget the Bunce exclusive where we
revealed the hidden life of a lying, cheating scumbag of a public servant.
Also pictured is the former American president Richard Nixon.
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Woman sues
pharmaceutical company for £3.7 million

Miss Tabatha Jug was today giving evidence in her case against the manufacturers of
'horny' the sexual stimulant drug. The case centers upon the strange disfigurements she
suffered after taking the drug last November. The manufacturers say that the instructions
make plain that there may be severe side effects if the drug is taken analy. Miss Jug said
that when she read that it would make her feel horny, this was not what she had in
mind. The case continues

Jonathon's hopes of a Pentium III laptop as a birthday present were soon dashed.
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