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 Barely
able to hide his delight at now being Prime Minister,
Gordon Brown is ready for a good old shindig.
He may have been waiting
for more than a decade to assume power but Gordon Brown
has turned into an unstoppable Party Animal since being
sworn in as the Country's Leader.
In addition to a raft of
sweeping policy changes, Colleagues have reported that
PM Brown has been seen to lightly smirk and even once
coughed in a way that sounded like it may have been a
stifled laugh during a cabinet meeting. It has been
confirmed by independent experts that it was not a
stifled laugh and was indeed a cough but the fact that
the PM can generate a noise that could be confused for a
strangled laugh is progress indeed and shows just how
much caution the new PM has thrown to the wind.
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Analysts are
saying it may be some time before Gordon parts
his lips and lets his pearly-whites get some air
in the orgasmic throws of a full blown chuckle
but the city has heartened to the news that
Mr.Brown may have a pulse and could be about to
encourage investors back to Britain as they
realise it is not being ruled by a re-heated
zombie.
Rumours abound
that some staff in Whitehall have been allowed
to leave five minutes before the end of their
statutory working day* and Gordon has allowed a
working group to be formed that WILL look into
the feasibility of providing hob-nobs in
addition to digestives in the office vending
machines. Although Hob-nobs may be seen to be a
little flashy by some areas of society, Gordon
Brown is determined that his Government will not
be viewed as being incapable of keeping abreast
of current trends.
As soon as The
Bunce has more news on the Hob-nob situation we
will let you know.
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